We went to the pig races and watched the swine race for the Oreo finish. They had names like Hammah Montana and Pigtailor Swift. I believe Hammah won. After that, we spent the day thinking up new names for female contenders:
Piggy Longstocking
Dorothy Ham-mill
Hamber Frey
Pork-tia De Rossi
Scarlett Johamsen
Barbra Swinesand
Piggy Sue
Re-bacon Romijn
Natalie Porkman
Hillary Swine-k
Ham-ily Blunt
Hamela Anderson
Swine-dy Crawford
Hilarious! You need to submit that list of names to someone who can use them!!!
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