Are Lunch Breaks Called Picnics?

Can you imagine going to work every day in a building shaped like a basket?
This is the Longaberger office building near Newark, Ohio.



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 REED WEAVER

EDUCATION:

                Basket Weaving 101, 201 and 501

                Masters – The Psychology of the Basket Case

WORK EXPERIENCE:

·         Easter basket development, March-April

·         Wove the basket that carried Toto in “The Wizard of Oz”.

·         Wove prototype basket for Little Red Riding Hood to carry.

·         Calculated the “Bad Seed’s” basket equation:  a basket of hugs = a basket of kisses

·         Convinced Jonathan Demme to have killer Jame Gumb tell Catherine, “It puts the lotion in the basket” in “The Silence of the Lambs”.

·         Wrote and published “A-tisket, A-tasket, a green and yellow basket”.

HOBBIES:

·         Going to Hell, Grand Cayman in a handbasket

·         Playing basketball