This spacesuit is on display at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base Museum in Dayton, Ohio |
MOM: Wait a minute! Why are you going to the moon?
ASTRONAUT IZZY: I'm taking the puppy and we're going to practice moonwalking. And then we're going to fly to Mars.
MOM (confused): What?
ASTRONAUT IZZY (giggling): Just kidding. I'm going up there to get my time machine. I left it there a long time ago in case I needed to go get it and turn back time.
MOM: Hhhmm. And why do you suddenly need to turn back time?
ASTRONAUT IZZY: Because I forgot my homework and I don't want to turn it in late.
MOM (sighs): Fine. But be back in an hour.
ASTRONAUT IZZY: I can't be back in an hour! It takes a whole day to get to the moon!
MOM: That's what the time machine is for.
Astronaut Izzy is so smart. I'd like to fly to the moon. Would not like a time machine, though. I'd like to know what else happens before I decide to revisit the past.
ReplyDeleteLOL cute dialogue!
ReplyDeleteAlso: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristan/946489948/in/photostream/
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Thanks for your comments, Guys. And the link to the photo, Kristan. Guess we're all astronauts. :)
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