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| Cooking demo at Jungle Jim's in Fairfield, Ohio (This woman COULD be the next Food Network Star) |
- Your cooking instructions match the directions on the back of the box you’re preparing
- All of your meals, including the vegetarian options, use hamburger
- Your motto is: Broil or boil; what’s the difference?
- Your idea of gourmet is the Pick ‘n Pair combos at Applebees
- You follow the phrase “while that cooks…” by setting the oven timer and watching TV
- The only appliance in your kitchen is a microwave
- You’ve vowed to keep Grandma’s Secret recipe a secret
- You burned your mouth on your 5-alarm chili and now you thalk lide thid
- The dog at your side won’t eat the food you drop
- You’ve got bottles of Pepto Bismol, Syrup of Ipecac, and Alka Seltzer on your counter
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