Wednesday, March 9, 2011

10 Things I Wish I Could Give Up For Lent

1. Work - But let's be honest. I don't want to work after the 40 days are up, either.

2. Pounds of Flesh - without having to give up the fattening foods that caused it.

3. Housekeeping - Oops! I gave that up years ago.

4. Telemarketer phone calls - Can I tell them I've given up listening to them for Lent?

5. Rejection letters - Contracts only from publishers, please.

6. Any mention of Charlie Sheen - Who even cares?

7. "iCarly" and "Suite Life on Deck" - Because I am not a 10-year-old girl.

8. Bills - Don't pay for 40 days?

9. Mud - Muddy footprints, muddy pawprints, and puddles like ponds in my yard.

10. Giving up things for Lent.

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