Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Race for the Oreos

We went to the pig races and watched the swine race for the Oreo finish. They had names like Hammah Montana and Pigtailor Swift. I believe Hammah won. After that, we spent the day thinking up new names for female contenders:

Piggy Longstocking
Dorothy Ham-mill
Hamber Frey
Pork-tia De Rossi
Scarlett Johamsen
Barbra Swinesand
Piggy Sue
Re-bacon Romijn
Natalie Porkman
Hillary Swine-k
Ham-ily Blunt
Hamela Anderson
Swine-dy Crawford

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! You need to submit that list of names to someone who can use them!!!